thekindablues:

caffeineandcarpaltunnel:

“MY NAME IS MARK TWAIN, FAMOUS AMERICAN AUTHOR. I’M HERE TO TELL YOU YHAT THIS GIRL IS MILDLY ATTRACTIVE AND WILL NOT STALK YOU AND/OR MURDER YOUR PETS.”

THIS WAS WHAT I WAS LOOKING FROM, I’M GONNA PRINT THIS SHIT AND GIVE IT TO HIM.

They should do one of these from a guys POV.

(Source: winonaryderscrazyeyes, via psychophobe)